Introducing... SPEEDING BULLET -- featuring SPEED TRAILS for increasing the, ah, speed of your bullets!
Quick as The Flash, slicker than Quicksilver, the latest in our popular line of silver age display fonts could probably outrun a locomotive AND jump buildings in a single bound. It’s ASTOUNDING, it’s STARTLING, it’s ELECTRIFYING, PERAMBULATING, DISCOMBOBULATING and RETROFITTING. It really is Faster than a Speeding Bullet.
Try it out for yourself. Under adult supervision, natch'.