How’s it goin? My name is Tobias Tylus and I’m the Head Honcho here at Buttfaces. Just in case you would like to know a little more about me I thought I would include a little insight into how this all started.
What the hell is wrong with this guy? ... is probably what you’re wondering at this moment. Well, below I offer my humble attempt at an explanation — barring that fall on my head as a child and the recent alien abduction — below is the story that I’m sticking with.